At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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