Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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