is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
