Nicole vs. Life
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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