i just had sex bonerless
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I am mentally ready for anal.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
