I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I have post one night stand depression
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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