She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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