another moral hangover. fuck.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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