Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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