did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Boobs are out for the taking
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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