Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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