Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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