I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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