You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize