After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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