If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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