Non-Jews are for practice
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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