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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Terrible idea I love it
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
