Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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