Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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