haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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