5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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