everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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