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My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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