I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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