when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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