Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
