I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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