I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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