I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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