I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This girl is more easily done than said...
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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