ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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