We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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