they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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