His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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