Sry I called you an 8
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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