She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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