I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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