my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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