I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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