Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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