Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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