Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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