Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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