I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
