I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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