I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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