Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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