Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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