Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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