yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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