belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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