I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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