he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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