I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
