jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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