handjob tips. give me some.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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